You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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