the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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