sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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