Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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