he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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