I must be too annoying 4 u.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
