Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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