I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize