sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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