Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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