I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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