they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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