The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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