My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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