i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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