Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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