wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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