There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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