its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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