Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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