You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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