Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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