i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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