There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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