got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I deserve this hangover.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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