i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now