Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Need sex. Gaining weight.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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