I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She fuckin peed on me
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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