yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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