it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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