So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just pee around me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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