I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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