I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
