I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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