Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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