You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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