So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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