we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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