I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
