I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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