I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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