I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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