I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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