but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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