Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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