1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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