Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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