dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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