Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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