White coat. Heels.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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