If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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