I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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