hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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