Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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