There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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