That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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